brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
pizzaforpresident: microwavepizzaoven: shavingryansprivates: what if instead of saying “go fuck yourself” we said “go drink a cup of milk” that’s not a punishment neither is fucking yourself
-ache: (what the psychiatrist misunderstood) i wanted to die but i didn’t want to be dead. to fall from a bridge, or into a coma enough to make your heart stop for just a moment. enough for it to count. there is something about spreading your own ashes & killing the part of you that wants to be killed; mourir d’une mort...
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
shoutout to my genetics
current mood: gay
I got sun poisoning on my lip.. OF ALL FUCKING PLACES. It’s swollen and it looks like I was bit by some sort of bug. What makes it worse is the fact that I started my period early. I guess this is karma? I have no idea but it really fucking sucks.
fallforemmy: ill3st-bitch: Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross impersonations. those were fucking perfect, lololol. He killleeeed it :o So bad ass!